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General Posts by Jory Billiot on 2/27/2010
You know your in Asia when:
You can't find shaving cream! -----------Asians don't grow hair.
You know your in Asia when:
You can't find a back rest anywhere!-----------Just sit on the floor your back won't fall apart!!!
You know your in Asia when:
Your taxi driver has to get out and ask for directions and then comes back in to tell you again that he really knows where he is going!-------------They always know where everything is........................NOT!!!!
You know your in Asia when:
7-11 is the new Wal-Mart------------Plus you get stickers with every purchase and if you get like 1,000 stickers you can win a chair. We went there that much!!!
You know your in Asia when:
You can get all the movies that just came out in theater in America in every market store in the city!-------Avatar was great, except the part when that guy kept walking in front of the camera. Some people have no respect!!!
You know your in Asia when:
All the 3X shirts are toddler size!----------Hey Tim, How does my belly button look in this one???
You know your in Asia when:
You have to have moves like Reggie Bush to make it across the street!----------Taxi's and scooters will take you out, I've seen it and its not pretty.
You know your in Asia when:
You are expected to eat everything!----------And yes, dog tasted pretty good.
You know your in Asia when:
You are asked by children to take pictures and autograph there note books!----------------It was fun being a celebrity.
You know your in Asia when:
Every taxi driver grabs your upper thigh and ask how are you doing!---------This happened to many times to me and everyone laughed because it was always me in the front of the cab getting hit on.